"Truly made an impact" indeed!

Mr. McCormick:

My name is __________ _________, a senior at Xavier University. I would personally like to thank you for your brother’s scholarship that is for students in need. Through your brother’s scholarship fund it has truly made an impact on my account balance.

Thank you and God bless,

Name Withheld

** There is no doubt Brian has - and is still - "making an impact" on people's lives!  MM **

Short, but sweet

Dear McCormick Family:

 

The Brian McCormick fund has saved me. I am a Bachelor of Fine Arts major with a 3.3 GPA. Your fund allowed me to continue my education here at Xavier. Thank you so much.

Best regards,

Name withheld

THANKS!

I, and all the McCormick’s would to like thank everyone for help making the third annual “have a drink with Brian and 300 of his closest friends” a rousing success. Thanks to your generosity, we were able to raise close to $3,000! (Plus, more checks are coming in via mail.) These funds go directly to needy Xavier students who have no other funds available to stay in our beloved school. Just think, you actually helped keep kids in school through your drinking abilities. You know, Pablo is proud of you!

A special thanks to BJ and the entire Dana’s crew for their unbelievable help. They went over and above anyone’s expectations and God knows they do not need anymore hassles on one of their busiest days of the year. Thank you BJ. We really are grateful for your thoughtfulness and for putting up with Brian for all those years! (Special kudos for bringing back “Pablo’s cheesy tater tots”).

Brian Hicks at Xavier deserves a round of applause for his continued help with the cool XU gear we auctioned off. Again, your continued kindness is amazing.

It was great seeing our family, friends, Brian’s buddies and of course, everyone from the board. It was truly a grand event. We drank a ton of beer, raised a lot of dough and – as according to prophecy – Xavier beat UD once again.

As Master of Reality so eloquently posted on xavierhoops.com: “there was no person, nor is there now no family that has a greater disdain for anything Cryer.” Truer words have never been posted. Somewhere, Brian is smiling and wiping cheesy tater tot stuff off his mouth!

God love you all and see you next year!

The McCormick’s

PS. Here’s what the magic stamp said for those of you who wanted to know –

“Pablo says: No Watermelons!”

Announcing the THIRD annual “Have a drink with Brian (Pablo) & 300 of his closest friends”

Last year was a rousing success. UD was rightfully humbled once again and we raised over $2,100 for Brian's memorial fund that kept many Xavier students in school. Plus, a massive amount of beer was consumed by all.

Pablo’s “feelings” towards UD have been well documented and will be dissected by historian’s/religious scholars for years to come. We thought it would be great to honor Brian by toasting him on this night of nights and drinking a beer or two (or eight) at Dana’s right before the XU/UD game on January 15th. The cost is $10 (plus $1 per beer after that) and you get a cup that magically replenishes itself with beer!

PLUS, BJ WILL HAVE SHOT SPECIALS (notice the plural) for anyone who gets the magical “no watermelons” stamp!

All proceeds will go to “The Brian McCormick Memorial Fund” at Xavier. This fund helps keep financially strapped XU students in school regardless of their academic record. Brian always wanted to start a fund like this. Through your generosity, over 35 students are still in school/graduated thanks to Brian - and we this is only just the beginning! Think of all the good things and how the world will benefit from these future Xavier graduates!

We will soon list some cool Xavier items/gear for auction on E-bay. All will have a buy it now price and make great gifts to those XU fanatics you love, or for the one you love most (you!)

Join us. You know Brian would be (and will be) there! I guarantee it will be a blast and no watermelons will be allowed on the premises!

When: Saturday, January 15th, 2011

Where: Dana Gardens. 1832 Dana Ave., Cincinnati, OH 45207, 513.631.BEER.

Time: 5:30 – 7:30 PM. Cups are still good after the game!

What: A night of fun, laughter, and beer before XU defeats UD once again. Honoring Pablo and benefiting "The Brian McCormick Memorial Fund" at Xavier University.

Cost: $10 bucks (or more) gets you the commemorative collector's edition cup that will only increase in value. (Antique Road show recently appraised the 2009 cup at over $11.23!) $1 for each beer thereafter, plus shot specials.

Contact Matt McCormick mmccormick@bahl-gaynor.comat for more information or if you can’t make the party and want a cup/donate.

Special thanks to Brian Hicks at Xavier, Chris Gogul for the facebook invite, and BJ (and everyone at Dana's) for all of their help!

Thanks and God Bless.

"A Christmas Story"

Christmas Eve is a sacred time for most families – especially ours. The McCormick family usually spends it by going to Mass around 5 PM and then having the Gunnoe’s over to my parent’s house around 7. We usually gorge on 873 pounds of food, have a few drinks and exchange some often hilarious white elephant gifts. It is a glorious time honored tradition (like Justin eating a whole loaf of pumpkin bread by himself every year!) and it is usually one of our best days of the year.

One of our favorite things to do every Christmas Eve is watch "A Christmas Story." For the two people in the world who have not seen this 1983 movie, it is about a young boy (Ralphie) and his quest for a Red Ryder BB gun. Many consider it one of the best “Christmas” movies ever and it is shown for 24 hours on TBS.

One of the best scenes revolves around Ralphie's friends Flick and Schwartz debating whether a person's tongue will actually stick to a frozen flagpole. Schwartz ultimately issues Flick a "triple dog dare" and shames Flick into answering their question. Flick's tongue subsequently gets stuck to the pole. Again, this is hilarious family fun that means “Christmas” to the McCormick’s!

One cold day when I was 13 and Brian 8, we brought "A Christmas Story" to 933 Lawnwood Avenue! As many of you know, my parent’s house has wrought iron railings around the front steps. After discussing "A Christmas Story," I told Brian that this was a “movie trick” and there was “no way” someone could get their tongue stuck on a pole. I told him “go ahead and stick your tongue on the railings. You’ll see.”

Brian then walked with quite determination to the railings outside. He waited a second and proceeded to stick his tongue on the cold, iron railing. It was just like the movie. Brian at first thought it did not stick, and like Flick, become rapidly terrified as he realized his tongue was now stuck to the railing! He began screaming and asking for “Helff! Hellf! ” I, of course, laughed and thought this was quite funny. I even went inside and shut the door. As I walked in my Dad said “where’s your brother?” I told him “he's outside and his tongue is stuck on the railing.” He said “what?” in a startled/surprised manner and ran to the door. Brian was squirming on the railing like Flick and wildly flailing his arms. My Dad said “wait right here while I go get some hot water” (Where was he going to go?) I continued to laugh like a big brother should. As my Dad passed me by I realized the most appropriate way to fix this situation – and Brian. I proceed to give Brian a swift and forceful kick in the ass which caused him to move rapidly to his left. His tongue immediately (and my guess painfully) popped off the railing. For some reason he was NOT happy!

My Dad finally came back with the water. He saw Brian’s tongue was off the railing and asked “what the hell happened?” Brian mumbled (while holding his tongue with his fingers) “Matt kicked me off.” My Dad was not pleased and said “why did you do this? Didn’t you know this would happen?” I said “Dad, how did I know he would be that stupid?” It was one of the few times in my Dad’s life that I stunned him into silence. He thought for a few seconds, smiled and said “yeah, I guess I could see your point.” Brian wanted my persecuted for war crimes, but I was never really punished. For some reason, Brian really did not like this story being told too often. But, much later, even he thought it was quite funny.

Brian would love sitting on my parent’s couch and watch this movie. Brian would be surrounded by family and have a drink in one hand, “barf dip” in the other. He would say “now it is really Christmas.” I always think about Brian when “A Christmas Story” is mentioned or appears on TV. It is a great movie whose scenes are now fond Christmas memories for many. I also can’t help to laugh and remember when Brian and I reenacted one of the movie’s best scenes. I just wish I could watch Brian’s reaction one more time as I embarrass him once againb in front of all our family by retelling our “Christmas Story.”

Love and miss you always Brian.

Merry Christmas to you and yours.

Don’t poke your eye out!

Leslie Nielson, the Naked Gun and his laugh

Leslie Nielsen passed away today. He appeared in some of the funniest movies of all time like Airplane and the Naked Gun trilogy. Brian and I loved these hilarious movies and his subtle, deadpan wit.

His passing brought me back to the premiere of the first Naked Gun movie. Brian and I were excited to watch it and had to sit near the front of the sold out theatre. We loved it and never laughed so hard in our lives! We got EVERY joke and laughed harder than anyone in the theatre. We were repeatedly told to “shut up” – but we could just not help ourselves. Brain and I were simultaneously laughing out loud (real loud), crying and stuffing massive amounts of pop corn into our mouths. We did not even have any beers!

The famous movie critic Roger Ebert called great films “parking lot movies.” Meaning, were you talked in the parking lot and reviewed the great moments of the flick you just watched. I doubt “The Naked Gun” is on Ebert’s best “parking lot movies” list. But, it sure is on ours! (This is what passes for Irish “culture!”)

I can hear Brian’s outlandish laugh in my mind. He is almost crying, than he sighs and says “oh my side hurts” and “Tito, get me a tissue.”

Many would be surprised to say Leslie Nielson was partly responsible for one of your life’s greatest memories. Those who know Brian and I are really not.

Thanks Leslie for making many of us laugh at loud and for helping me remember a great memory of Brian. It is great to hear his mischievous laugh once again. Think of him laughing when you watch the following:

The Naked Gun Trilogy's funniest moments

White Boy

Brian was notorious for swimming in a t-shirt because his "pasty white body" would scare everyone off. He surprised us all when the shirt came off during my bachelor party fishing charter.

And of course, the smile we all miss.

My Brother Bobby & Halloween

If you knew Brian at all, and it's safe to assume you do because you're reading his blog, then you knew his sense of humor was absolutely wicked. When Brian would tell a joke he observed no boundaries and no level of taste. And more often than not each joke began with looking over your shoulder.

What I'm about to tell you is Brian's "special joke" that he cooked up and brought me in on as his accomplice while we were seniors at Xavier. The name of this joke is called "My Brother Bobby" and after several successful trial runs back and forth we ironed out each others parts and we drunkenly debuted it late Halloween night in 1996to Jen Ohl and another girl named Cecily in the back of Jen's Toyota Camry.

This joke is seriously crass so stop reading now if you're easily offended. Ok then. This is how it went down...

Brian: You know, Halloween really makes me miss my younger brother, Bobby.
Craig: Aww, Brian! You never talk about Bobby anymore so how is he?
Brian: Oh, he's doing pretty good. He's been busy lately with a lot of arts & crafts, but he always takes time to write me a letter each week so that makes me happy.
Cecily: That is so sweet! Brian, I never knew you had a younger brother.
Jen: I thought Matt was your only brother?
Brian: Well I don't talk about him too much because sometimes I just get too embarrassed.
Cecily: Why would you ever be embarrassed of your brother? Is he in jail or something?
Craig: No, he's not in jail. He's just special is all.
Cecily: That is nothing to be embarrassed of!
Brian: I know. I know. Well he wrote me a really fun letter this week and it made me smile so that's cool. Do you want to hear what he wrote me?
Cecily: Yes!
Jen: Definitely.
Brian: - Brian launches into a crazy voice of a disabled kid and pretends to read aloud a fake letter about how he misses Brian and can't wait until Thanksgiving.

I'm literally crying with laughter at this point, not believing we went through with it, and worst of all, we stupidly told it to two of the hotter girls we knew!

I look over at Cecily who is just staring at Brian. The whole car gets quiet. then Cecily looks over at Brian with these beautiful blue, glassy eyes and says "that is the most special thing ever. I have a brother who has down-syndrome too and his love is so important to me."

Brian and I just look at each other, stunned.

“Family is number one important thing in someone’s life”

Susan and I celebrate our 15th anniversary today. It does not feel like 15 years. In fact, it seems like we were married only a few years ago. It was an amazing day. Brian had mono, looked like crap, and ended up partying like a rock star till the wee morning hours. In fact, he went into Flanagan’s pub near UD in his tux and told all the Halloween partiers that he just got married and his wife was passed out in the limo. The chicks did not really like it that he was hitting on them so hard (considering they thought he just got married!) Funny, but ineffective dating strategy Brian!

When I reflect back on that wonderful day, I could not help but smile at the memory of Brian’s “Best Man” toast. As you can see from the video, Brian was a natural ham and enjoyed speaking in front of the crowd. You can also tell he completely made up his speech as he went along! Though Brian hardly ever prepared, I was amazed at his message and poise for a 20 year old in front of 300+ people. He spoke from his heart and warmly welcomed Susan into our family. He got the crowd to laugh by touting me as “one of his role models” and mentioned how much he looked up to me. Reflecting upon his speech 15 years later, I could not help but think “what would have Brian said had he prepared?” I know in my heart Brian would have reiterated the same message.

Family was everything to Brian. He loved us dearly and enjoyed spending time with us (until his cell phone rang, received a text or had to go someplace where he was a “VIP” and supermodels were present.) He would frequently hum when he was happy. I can vividly remember him humming during Christmas Eve with the Gunnoes, watching Xavier games, or at the Sunday dinner table eating tacos. I remember his laugh.  I remember his voice.  It is glorious to hear both again. 

His speech was pure Brian - made up, passionate, filled with humor, and left you knowing exactly how he felt. Anyone who knew Brian knows how much he loved his family.

I remember the day I told Brian I asked him to be my best man. We were in my parent’s basement and he was on the couch in his patented “recline and rest” position. I walked down the stairs, saw him lying there and asked him poetically “hey, will you be my best man?” Brian’s reaction was fantastic. I could tell his brain (in his huge head) was quickly registering what I asked him. He did not really react as he slowly got up off the couch, walked silently over to me and hugged me. Brian had tears in his eyes and hugged me tight. He said “I did not think you were going to ask me.” I said “No. You are my brother. Of course you were going to be my best man. I never considered anyone else.”

Brian was my best man 15 years ago. He still is and will always be.

"Without it, I would have had my classes cancelled..."

My name is ________ and I am a junior at Xavier University. It is with great humility and thanks that I write you this letter. I recently received the Brian D. McCormick Memorial Scholarship through the university. I am writing you to thank you and your family so much for this gracious gift. Without it, I would have had my classes cancelled, and would have had extreme difficulties in continuing my Xavier education, which has been an extremely important part of my life these past few years. I feel both privileged and honored to receive this award from your family. Thank you, again, and I wish the best for you and your family into the future.

Sincerely,

Name witheld